Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_aaaw From: ins_aaaw@jhunix.UUCP (Adlai A. Waksman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1773@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 15:26:00 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1773 Posted: Wed Feb 5 15:26:00 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 8-Feb-86 05:26:17 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <1772@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: TARDIS Repairs Inc. Lines: 16 > > > > What was the first math lesson? > > > > God told Adam to multiply... > > > If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > > How did you derive that line? > Oh, it makes no differential... This is at best a partial excuse for humor. -- Adlai Waksman Mathematical Sciences, The Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD 21218 UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ AT&Tnet: (301) 889-8498 ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_aaaw Bitnet: INS_AAAW@JHUNIX allegra!hopkins / INS_AAAW@JHUVMS Arpa: ins_aaaw%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU "Synergy is the essence of it all . . . and nobody played guitar." -- L. Fast