Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_aaaw From: ins_aaaw@jhunix.UUCP (Adlai A. Waksman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1794@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Thu, 6-Feb-86 14:52:19 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1794 Posted: Thu Feb 6 14:52:19 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 8-Feb-86 05:27:32 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1778@jhunix.UUCP> <1785@jhunix.UUCP> <1792@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: TARDIS Repairs Inc. Lines: 20 > >> >> What was the first math lesson? > >> >> God told Adam to multiply... > >> >If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > >> If these puns keep adding up, you'll have to count me out; otherwise > >> it could become an infinite series. > >Summing up what was just said, I think it's a bit more complex than you > > might think... > When you read a lot of these jokes, your mind starts to get number and number... These derivatives are at best a partial excuse for humor. -- Adlai Waksman Mathematical Sciences, The Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD 21218 UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ AT&Tnet: (301) 889-8498 ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_aaaw Bitnet: INS_AAAW@JHUNIX allegra!hopkins / INS_AAAW@JHUVMS Arpa: ins_aaaw%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU "Synergy is the essence of it all . . . and nobody played guitar." -- L. Fast