Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_arhd From: ins_arhd@jhunix.UUCP (Mr. Spock) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1772@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 14:44:04 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1772 Posted: Wed Feb 5 14:44:04 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 8-Feb-86 05:40:33 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1771@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 13 > > > What was the first math lesson? > > > God told Adam to multiply... > > If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > How did you derive that line? Oh, it makes no differential... -- "Artillery? Where? (BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM) Oh. There." UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_ARHD@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_arhd P12I0723@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_arhd@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_arhd%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU