Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akaa From: ins_akaa@jhunix.UUCP (Ken Arromdee) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1812@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Feb-86 18:38:15 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1812 Posted: Fri Feb 7 18:38:15 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 9-Feb-86 01:47:37 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1778@jhunix.UUCP> <1785@jhunix.UUCP> <1792@jhunix.UUCP> <1794@jhunix.UUCP> Reply-To: ins_akaa@jhunix.ARPA (Ken Arromdee) Distribution: na Organization: TARDIS Repairs, Inc. Lines: 22 In article <1794@jhunix.UUCP> ins_aaaw@jhunix.UUCP (Adlai A. Waksman) writes: >> >> >> What was the first math lesson? >> >> >> God told Adam to multiply... >> >> >If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >> >> If these puns keep adding up, you'll have to count me out; otherwise >> >> it could become an infinite series. >> >Summing up what was just said, I think it's a bit more complex than you >> > might think... >> When you read a lot of these jokes, your mind starts to get number and number... >These derivatives are at best a partial excuse for humor. Actually such jokes are formula writing; equation of them with the modem jokes may be the solution... -- "We are going to give a little something, a few little years more, to socialism, because socialism is defunct. It dies all by iself. The bad thing is that socialism, being a victim of its... Did I say socialism?" -Fidel Castro Kenneth Arromdee BITNET: G46I4701 at JHUVM and INS_AKAA at JHUVMS CSNET: ins_akaa@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_akaa%jhunix@hopkins.ARPA UUCP: ...allegra!hopkins!jhunix!ins_akaa