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From: libes@nbs-amrf.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dirty joke, another from my mother
Message-ID: <136@nbs-amrf.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Feb-86 18:32:04 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  6 18:32:04 1986
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Guy walks in a bar, sits down and places the box under his arm on
the stool next to him.  Orders a drink.

Bartender: What's in the box?

Guy: I'll show you.

Guy opens box and takes out a very small piano, followed by a very
small piano player, not more than 1 foot tall.  Tiny guy proceeds to
play on the piano.

Bartender: That's amazing!  Where did you get him?

Guy:  Well, I was vacationing in Ireland last summer, and I was
walking through a forest and heard this cry for help.  When I went
to investigate, lo and behold, I found a leprechaun pinned
underneath a big rock.  After I pushed the rock off the leprechaun,
he was so grateful he let me have one wish.

Bartender: And you wished for this??!?

Guy: Yes....well actually, I think the leprechaun was a little hard
of hearing becausing apparently he thought I wished for a "12-inch
pianist".

Don Libes      {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!libes