Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site burl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!rcj From: rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: fishing joke (offensive to stupid ice-fisherpersons) Message-ID: <1006@burl.UUCP> Date: Sat, 8-Feb-86 11:08:06 EST Article-I.D.: burl.1006 Posted: Sat Feb 8 11:08:06 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 9-Feb-86 08:16:14 EST Reply-To: rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Technologies, Burlington NC Lines: 16 Summary: Dere was dis guy, see, and he was ice fishing on a frozen lake. He'd cast his lure out onto the ice, it would bounce along, then he'd reel it back in and repeat the procedure. Needless to say, the only thing he was catching was a lot of casting practice. Finally this guy comes snowmobiling across the lake and notices the fisherman; drives up to him. Snowmobiler: "Hey, you won't catch any fish like that!" Fisherman: "I won't?" Snowmobiler: "No way! But hop on the back and we'll go trolling." -- The MAD Programmer -- 919-228-3313 (Cornet 291) alias: Curtis Jackson ...![ ihnp4 ulysses cbosgd mgnetp ]!burl!rcj ...![ ihnp4 cbosgd akgua masscomp ]!clyde!rcj