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From: jim@sivax.UUCP (Jim Boman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: F-word joke
Message-ID: <194@sivax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Feb-86 12:20:58 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  6 12:20:58 1986
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Little Johnny (10 years old) walks into the kitchen where his mother
was cooking dinner, and says, "Mom, where did I come from?". Mom looks up
and says, "Why dear, the Stork brought you." Johnny thinks about that for
a minute and says "Well, where did my sister come from?. "The stork brought
her too, Johnny", says his mother. "What about Billy next door?", probes
Johnny. His mother answers, "The stork brought him too." Johnny scratches his
head and says "What about Ralph and Jim down the street and Susan across the
way? Did the Stork bring THEM too?" Johnny's mother, getting impatient, looks
up and says "YES Johnny, the Stork brought THEM too!" Johnny gets this
disgusted look on his face and storms off in anger, looks back at his mother
and says, "God damn it. Doesn't anybody FUCK in this neighborhood???"

			"I have not yet begun to hack"

			Patrick Henry, circa 1780