Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_aaaw From: ins_aaaw@jhunix.UUCP (Adlai A. Waksman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Yet Another Yet Another Message-ID: <1774@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 15:38:49 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1774 Posted: Wed Feb 5 15:38:49 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 11-Feb-86 03:07:30 EST References: <1983@gondor.UUCP> Organization: TARDIS Repairs Inc. Lines: 36 > In other words, we keep on getting Yet Another Yet Another!! (YAYA) > For those of you who understand recursion, this series does not have an > ending case. In other words we are getting ourselves into a stack which > will grow until it has tied up all the storage space on the network!! > > It won't stop there - the network will spill onto other storage space, and > soon every disk in the country will be filled with Yet Anothers. > > (Imagine the stack's delight as it finds Yet Another Disk Drive.) > The worst part about this is that I haven't the slightest idea what to do > about it. Best I can figure is that we have 6 months, a year at the most, > before every hard disk, floppy, and mag tape in the world is used up! There's a simple solution; in fact, it's the same as the solution proposed here a while ago to the problem of /dev/null getting full and overflowing. Empty the bit bucket (/dev/null) into itself. (cat /dev/null >>/dev/null) Eventually, it will reach critical density, and collapse into a black hole. *Nothing* escapes once inside. One or two of those should take care of the infinite series of Yet Anothers quite handily. p.s.: In fact, the existence of such a /dev/blackhole could explain the mysterious Line Eater. -- Adlai Waksman Mathematical Sciences, The Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD 21218 UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ AT&Tnet: (301) 889-8498 ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_aaaw Bitnet: INS_AAAW@JHUNIX allegra!hopkins / INS_AAAW@JHUVMS Arpa: ins_aaaw%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU "Synergy is the essence of it all . . . and nobody played guitar." -- L. Fast