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From: ins_armr@jhunix.UUCP (Rudy M Rumohr)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Re: Mangled Lyrics
Message-ID: <1798@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Feb-86 18:23:21 EST
Article-I.D.: jhunix.1798
Posted: Thu Feb  6 18:23:21 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 11-Feb-86 03:24:13 EST
References: <995@mako.UUCP> <5500001@hpcvla.UUCP>
Reply-To: ins_armr@jhunix.ARPA (Rudy M Rumohr)
Organization: Johns Hopkins Univ. Computing Ctr.
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In article <5500001@hpcvla.UUCP> fred@hp-pcd.UUCP writes:
>
>I went to school with a young lady who always thought the BeeGees were
>singing:
>
>	"Spread your knees..."
>
>instead of:
>	
>	"Tragedy..."
>


How about
	"I'll never leave your pizza burning..."

to the tune of 
	Beast of Burden (Rolling Stones--Some Girls)

That was an actual request for the song heard on WPLJ-FM in New York City
(the only city that really matters).

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