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From: jmd@mhuxl.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Pearly Gates
Message-ID: <534@mhuxl.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 15:35:05 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb  5 15:35:05 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 11-Feb-86 04:13:17 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Reading, PA
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Three old women were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who told them
a mistake had been made; their time wasn't up yet.  In order to make it
up to them, St. Peter said he'd send them back to earth as whomever they
choose.  The first woman said, "I want to be Joan Collins".  Poof!  The
next woman said, "I want to be Jane Fonda".  Poof!  The third woman says,
"I want to be Sarah Pipeline", as she points excitedly at a cut out
newspaper article.  "I'm sorry", says St. Peter, "but that was the 
Saharrah Pipeline that was laid by 400 men in two weeks".

					Joe Dakes
					AT&T Bell Labs
					Reading, PA
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