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From: jmd@mhuxl.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to Divorcees?
Message-ID: <535@mhuxl.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 15:46:07 EST
Article-I.D.: mhuxl.535
Posted: Wed Feb  5 15:46:07 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 11-Feb-86 04:13:41 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Reading, PA
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A few weeks after his parents' divorce, little Johnny was walking past his
mother's bedroom.  He saw her lying on the bed naked rubbing herself and
moaning "I need a man, I need a man".  A few days later, Johnny once again
saw his mother repeating the same episode.  A few days later, Johnny was
walking past his mother's room and once again he heard her moaning but, 
this time when he looked in her bedroom there was a man on top of her. 
Johnny quickly ran into his room, took off his clothes, jumped on his
bed, began to rub himself and moan "I need a bike, I need a bike"!

					Joe Dakes
					AT&T Bell Labs
					Reading, PA
					mhuxl!jmd