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From: amk@whuxl.UUCP (KRONISH)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Workshops for money and profit
Message-ID: <969@whuxl.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 10-Feb-86 12:57:51 EST
Article-I.D.: whuxl.969
Posted: Mon Feb 10 12:57:51 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 11-Feb-86 05:18:37 EST
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    This is not really a joke, but since there is no
    net.humor.dubious, I am posting it here. My brother, 
    the Director of Mental Health for Camden County, sent
    this to me. (Yes, children, there really IS a Father
    Molnar!) PLEASE, no flames. No slurs or insults intended.
    (As a matter of fact, I'm sure many of you could add to
    the curriculum).
    

          FATHER MOLNAR'S ACTUALIZATION WORKSHOPS


SELF-IMPROVEMENT WORKSHOPS

Creative Suffering
Overcoming Peace of Mind
Guilt without Sex
The Primal Shrug
Ego Gratification through Violence
Holding your Child's Attention through Guilt and Fear
Dealing with Post Self-realization Depression
Whine and Whimper Your Way to Alienation

BUSINESS CAREER WORKSHOPS

Money Can Make You Rich
Tawkin' Good: How to Improve Your Spitch and Get a More Betterer
Payn' Job
I Made $100 in Real Estate
Career Opportunities in Iran
Under-Achiever's Guide to"Very Small Business Opportunities
Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers
Tax Shelters for the Indigent
Looters Guide to American Cities

HOME ECONOMICS WORKSHOPS

How to Convert Your Family Room into a Rabbit Run
How to Cultivate Viruses in your Refrigerator
Burglar-Proof Your Home with Concrete
Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
Sinus Drainage at Home
101 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner
How to Convert Your Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy

HEALTH AND FITNESS WORKSHOPS

Creative Tooth Decay
Exorcism and Belly-Button Lint
The Joys of Hypochondria
Suicide and Your Health
Bio-feedback and How to Stop It
Skate Your Way to Regularity
Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
Optional Body Functions

CRAFT WORKSHOPS

Self-Actualization Through Macrame
Needlecraft for Junkies
Northern New Jersey Guide to Bad Taste
Cuticle Crafts
Mobiles and Collages with Fetishes
Gifts for the Senile
Bonsai Your Pet
Building the 747 with Basic Lincoln Logs




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