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From: weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Matthew P. Wiener)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A funny rape joke
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Date: Sat, 8-Feb-86 23:22:46 EST
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Posted: Sat Feb  8 23:22:46 1986
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Keywords: rape

WARNING!  The following joke is offensive to feminists, Alaskans,
Eskimos, polar bears, people who get offended at people who don't
call Eskimos Native Americans, people who get offended at people
who tell rape jokes, people who can't help but read simple bath-
room humor as homophobia, etc.  No mention is made of Catholics,
Lutherans, Zoroastrans, Buddhists, Vikings, computer programmers,
NASA employees, Stalinists, journalists, or yet another light bulb
joke tellers, within the joke proper, but no doubt such people could
take offense.  The joke does mention fraternities, but it does not
seem possible to offend them.  I apologize ahead of time to everyone
else, but I can't help myself.

For safety's sake I rot13ed the joke 2000 times, and told the joke
to some laboratory mice, only one of which contracted cancer.

You have been warned.

Last chance to hit the 'n' key!

So I lied.

An inductee at a University of Alaska Nome campus fraternity was
being hazed.  He was stripped naked, given a flashlight and a crude
map, and was told not to return until he had performed two tasks.

"What tasks?" he asked.
"First you must wrestle a polar bear."
"Gasp.  What's the other task?"
"When you return, you must rape an Eskimo woman."

And so the young and foolish and cold inductee wandered the tundra.
He returned three days later, and showed up at the fraternity in
terrible shape.  His right arm was broken, his whole left side was
blood soaked.  He was missing three teeth.  And his extremities were
frozen solid.  He banged on the door, and was let in.

Ignoring the attempts to help him, the inductee defiantly wished to
finish the hazing.  "OK now," he shouted, "where's the Eskimo woman
you want me to wrestle?"

ucbvax!brahms!weemba	Matthew P Wiener/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720