Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 5/22/85; site cbosgd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!fohl From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Worlds Dirtiest LimerickSubject: Worlds Dirtiest Limerick - offensive to Prudes; contains the magic word (rot 13) Message-ID: <1812@cbosgd.UUCP> Date: Sun, 9-Feb-86 21:30:05 EST Article-I.D.: cbosgd.1812 Posted: Sun Feb 9 21:30:05 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 11-Feb-86 06:36:34 EST References: <195@sivax.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh Lines: 36 Summary: That was not the dirtiest Va negvpyr <195@fvink.HHPC>, wvz@fvink.HHPC (Wvz Obzna) jevgrf: > > There once was a whore from the Azores > > Now that you've read that, go have lunch..... Gung jnf ABG gur Jbeyq'f qvegvrfg yvzrevpx. Nf znal bs lbh sryybj arggref znl unir abgvprq, V pna or n cerggl enax naq qvfthfgvat sryybj. V gevrq gb chg zl gnyragf gb tbbq hfr bapr va n *Qvegl Yvzrevpx Pbagrfg*. Fbzr bs zl enaxrfg sevraqf jrer gurer, naq V gubhtug V'q qb jryy jvgu n guveq be sbhegu cynpr. Gurer unccrarq gb or va nggraqnapr n irel pyrna, vaabprag ybbxvat guvegrra lrne byq tvey. Gur erthynef yvxr zlfrys jbaqrerq jung fhpu n pyrna naq vaabprag crefba jbhyq or qbvat gurer. Vzntvar bhe ubeebe jura gur whqtrf naabhaprq gung fur jba! Jr irel tragyl nfxrq gur lbhat ynql vs fur jbhyq funer ure yvzrevpx jvgu hf. Fur pbhyqa'g qb gung, fur fnvq; vg jnf whfg gbb qvegl gb fnl. Ab nzbhag bs cyrnqvat be pnwbyvat pbhyq punatr ure zvaq hagvy V pnzr hc jvgu n oevyyvnag fhttrfgvba. Jul qba'g lbh gryy hf gur yvzrevpx, V fnvq, ohg fhofgvghgr "qn-qn" sbe gur qvegl jbeqf. Jryy, fur gubhtug gung jnf BX, fb urer'f gur yvzrevpx. Naq ol gur jnl, vg jnf ONQ! Qn-qn qn-qn-qn qn-qn-qn Qn-qn qn-qn-qn qn-qn-qn Qn-qn qn-qn-qn Qn-qn qn-qn-qn Qn-qn qn-qn-qn qn-qn-shpx. Sbuyfxv Fur fnvq "Tvir zr avar vapurf naq uheg zr!" Fb ur fperjrq ure guerr gvzrf naq chapurq ure va gur zbhgu.