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From: rab@well.UUCP (Bob Bickford)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
Message-ID: <631@well.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 9-Feb-86 18:12:32 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb  9 18:12:32 1986
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Summary: Answers to questions (SPOILER)

In article <3200013@wvlpdp>, john@wvlpdp writes:
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> 	If you had a house that faced East and an rooster laid an egg on
> 	the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall?

	Why, downward, of course.


> 	If an airplane crashes EXACTLY on the border of two states,
> 	where are the surviors buried?

	Nowhere.  Last time I checked, they didn't bury survivors.

 
> 	Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

	I believe there is a trick to this one, but can't remember it.
	"Grant, of course."

 
> 	What color is George Washington's white horse?

	White.


> 	Which is heavier?  An ounce of feathers or an ounce of lead.
> 	An ounce of lead or an ounce of gold.

	They all weigh exactly one ounce.




       Robert Bickford     (rab@well.uucp)
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