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From: dipirro@amber.DEC (I'm not overweight. I'm just too short.)
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Subject: After a short absence, a seasonal joke
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Date: Mon, 10-Feb-86 09:50:45 EST
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Q: How can you tell when a valentine is from a leper?
A: The tongue is in the envelope.


And ...

Q: What do you call a women who can suck a golf ball through 50 feet
   of garden hose?
A: Darling!


Steve DiPirro
Digital Equipment Corp.