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From: lww@rti-sel.UUCP (Leo Weisbecker)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: New Twist on an Old Joke
Message-ID: <656@rti-sel.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 10-Feb-86 19:58:13 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 10 19:58:13 1986
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Reply-To: lww@rti-sel.UUCP (Leo Weisbecker)
Organization: Research Triangle Institute, NC
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Summary: 

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner -- dead.

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow, with silver bells, and
cockel shells, and those damn petunias.

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack burned his buns on the candlestick.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey 
Along came a spider and sat down beside and she knocked the hell out
of him with a spoon.

Little Miss Muffet ........ spider and said what's going down bitch?

Old Mother Humbbard went to her cubbard to give her dog a bone
When she got there the cubbard was bare so she gave him one of her own.




The following is offensive to gynecologists.





























Jack sprat could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean, so betwixt and 
amongst themselves they ate each other clean.