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From: weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Matthew P. Wiener)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to all/none
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Date: Tue, 11-Feb-86 05:39:03 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 11 05:39:03 1986
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In our continued effort to tell offensive jokes as inoffensively as
possible, I present the following little joke twice.  The left column
is meant to be read by all the male readers, it being slightly rude
to women.  The right column is meant to be read by all the female
readers, it being slightly rude to men.  (I don't think either one is
rude, but I don't have any friends, either, so maybe I don't know.)

To prevent wandering eyes from seeing the wrong joke, exactly one of
them is rot13ed.  

Your continued cooperation is appreciated.

    (offensive to women)                      (offensive to men)
  MALE READERS:  ROT13 first              FEMALE READERS: just hit space


N ybaryl oyvaq zna jnf frg hc		A lonely blind woman was set up
ba n oyvaq qngr ol n sevraq.		on a blind date by a friend.

"Fur'f erny avpr, ohg fur'f nyfb	"He's real nice, but he's also
htyl, ubeevoyl htyl, fb fur'f		ugly, horribly ugly, so he's
arire orra bhg orsber."			never been out before."

"Fur jba'g zvaq vs Ehfgl pbzrf		"He won't mind if Lady comes
nybat, jvyy fur?"			along, will he?"

"Lbhe frrvat-rlr qbt?  Bs pbhefr	"Your seeing-eye dog?  Of course
abg."					not."
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Gur avtug nsgre gur qngr, gur		The night after the date, the
sevraq sbhaq gur oyvaq zna rira		friend found the blind woman
zber qrcerffrq guna hfhny.		even more depressed than usual.

"Jung unccrarq?  Qvqa'g lbh gjb		"What happened?  Didn't you two
trg nybat?"				get along?"

"Jr tbg nybat svar.  Jr unq n		"We got along fine.  We had a
sha gvzr, ohg nf jr jrer nobhg		fun time, but as we were about
gb xvff tbbqavtug, Ehfgl ovg		to kiss goodnight, Lady bit
ure."					him."

ucbvax!brahms!weemba	Matthew P Wiener/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720