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From: blake@sx7000.UUCP (Chris Blake)
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Subject: Re: F-word joke
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Date: Mon, 10-Feb-86 20:23:41 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 10 20:23:41 1986
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> Little Johnny (10 years old) walks into the kitchen where his mother
> was cooking dinner, and says, "Mom, where did I come from?". Mom looks up
> and says, "Why dear, the Stork brought you." Johnny thinks about that for
> a minute and says "Well, where did my sister come from?. "The stork brought
> her too, Johnny", says his mother. "What about Billy next door?", probes
> Johnny. His mother answers, "The stork brought him too." Johnny scratches his
> head and says "What about Ralph and Jim down the street and Susan across the
> way? Did the Stork bring THEM too?" Johnny's mother, getting impatient, looks
> up and says "YES Johnny, the Stork brought THEM too!" Johnny gets this
> disgusted look on his face and storms off in anger, looks back at his mother
> and says, "God damn it. Doesn't anybody FUCK in this neighborhood???"

       Maybe a better punchline would be:

                "Well who fucked the stork?"

                                          C. Blake 

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