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From: mrgofor@mmm.UUCP (MKR)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: American Women
Message-ID: <489@mmm.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Feb-86 15:06:20 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 11 15:06:20 1986
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	A Frenchman was walking across a bridge when he looked down and
saw a nude woman lying on the river bank. He went down to the woman, peeled
off his clothes and began to have sex with her.

	A policeman saw what was going on, ran down to the river bank
and pulled the Frenchman off the woman, saying, "What are you doing?
This woman is dead!"

	Whereupon the Frenchman said, "I'm sorry ... I thought she
was American."



			What... offensive? Nahhh!


			--MKR