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From: wasaunders@watdragon.UUCP (Alec Saunders)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The Queen and Lady Diana
Message-ID: <361@watdragon.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Feb-86 11:26:44 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 12 11:26:44 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 13-Feb-86 00:41:22 EST
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Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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The Queen and Princess Diana were lounging around Buckingham Palace one
day with nothing to do. After several hours of doing nothing Queen Elizabeth
piped up and said:

		"I say Diana - what about a nice drive in the country"

Diana was agreeable, so off they went, ousted the royal chauffer from his
bed, climbed into the Royal Bentley, and drove out into the countryside.

Several hours later on a very pleasant lane, somewhere in Coventry, their
car was stopped by a pair of bandits. One of the bandits approached the
car, while the other held a gun on them.

		"Oh - what luck", exclaimed bandit #1, "the Queen!"
		"All right - lets have the tiara Queenie!"

		"I'm sorry", replied the Queen, " I didn't wear the tiara
		today"

		"You must have, you must have - you always wear the tiara!"

		"No no no - sorry, not today", replied the Queen.

The frustrated bandit had a closer look at the passengers and spotted Diana:

		"And the Princess too - all right - lets have that nice big
		rock what CHarles give ya then!", demanded the bandit

		"I'm sorry", said Diana, " I didn't wear the ring today"

		"You must have, you must have - you always wear the ring!"

		"No - I'm sorry, I didn't today", replied Diana.

The bandits, after a few moments of discussion decide to take the car, and
leave the Queen, Princess Diana, and the Chauffeur in the ditch. The Queen 
and Diana get up, dust off, and then the Queen looks at Diana and says,

		"I could have SWORN that you wore the ring today dear!"

		Diana replies, "Well - actually I did (blush), but I hid it
		in my vagina!". After a moment of thought - "And I could
		have sworn that you wore the tiara today!"

		The Queen replies, "Well - actually I did (blush), but I hid
		it in my vagina!"

The two of them brighten up realizing that none of their treasures have been
lost, when suddenly the Queens face falls once more.

		"What a pity we didn't bring Margaret", says the Queen,
		"We might have saved the Bentley too!"

				   Alec Saunders, University of Waterloo