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From: ccs029@ucdavis.UUCP (Smiley)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Bugs' Death Valley Trip
Message-ID: <159@ucdavis.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Feb-86 03:47:55 EST
Article-I.D.: ucdavis.159
Posted: Thu Feb  6 03:47:55 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 13-Feb-86 09:32:43 EST
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Organization: University of California, Davis
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*** THIS IS A TRUE STORY ***

	There is this guy named Bugs (because he likes Baja bugs).  
He has a group of friends who like to ride to Death Valley to see
the sights, drink, camp, drink, and get laid.  Well, in order to
perform the latter, they must go to a whore house.  So, on one    
certain trip, after drinking heavily, and seeing a few sights, the
boys decided to get laid.  They enter one of there favorite houses
and Bugs merrily staggers up to the room with his girl.  Well, Bugs
may have had a few too many and passes out while with the girl.
She, having a keen sense of humor, decides to tell the rest of the
gang for a good laugh.  Well, the boys, wanting this to be a memorable
experience for their friend Bugs, take the joke one step further.  They
find a nice fresh can of paint, bright red paint, and use Bugs' thing
as a dipstick.  Needless to say, Bugs was quite shocked when he woke
and nature called.
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