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From: ray@utcsri.UUCP (Raymond Allen)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: 4-cent stamps
Message-ID: <2120@utcsri.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 13-Feb-86 11:28:11 EST
Article-I.D.: utcsri.2120
Posted: Thu Feb 13 11:28:11 1986
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References: <923@whuxl.UUCP> <3200013@wvlpdp> <631@well.UUCP> <159@atux01.UUCP> <2624@pucc-h>
Reply-To: ray@utcsri.UUCP (Raymond Allen)
Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto
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Summary: 

In article <2624@pucc-h> aeq@pucc-h (Jeff Sargent) writes:
>In article <159@atux01.UUCP>, hedden@atux01.UUCP writes:
>>    How many four cent stamps are there in a dozen?
>
>Could be two answers to this one:
>
>1. The obvious one:  twelve.
>
>2. A dozen what?  There are (usually) *no* four-cent stamps in a dozen
>   watermelons, for instance.

	I figure I can't go wrong with this answer:

		All of them!
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