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From: john@frog.UUCP (John Woods, Software)
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Subject: Re: The Four Basic Food Groups
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Date: Thu, 6-Feb-86 13:05:35 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  6 13:05:35 1986
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>>>1. Caffeine	>>>2. Chocolate >>>3. Carbohydrates >>>4. Preservatives
> 
>>1. junk	>>2. fast	>>3. frozen	    >>4. spoiled
> 
>As the student newspaper here had it, SAGA (Soviet Attempt to Gag America,
>the campus food service from which I am mercifully free this year) had its
>own FIVE food groups: sugar, salt, starch, grease, and pimentos.
> 						--pH
> /*    "I looked at my lunch tray and something looked back." */
> 
There is also Pritchett Lounge at MIT, where the Basic Food Groups are

(1) Fountain	(2) Fries*	(3) Grill	(4) Pizza

* Salads are ordered at the Fries station.

--
John Woods, Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA, (617) 626-1101
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