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From: nelson@unc.UUCP (Alex Nelson)
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Subject: dirty joke (possibly offensive) - offensive to your mama (ROT13)
Message-ID: <978@unc.unc.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Feb-86 20:10:55 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 11 20:10:55 1986
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*** ERCYNPR GUVF YVAR JVGU LBHE ZNFFNTR ***

  Fhozvggrq sbe n sevraq:

         (fubhyq or ernq jvgu nccebcevngr nppragf)

   Na Nzrevpna ivfvgvat n Oevgvfu cho jnagrq gb rkcrevrapr svefg-unaq gur 
ybpny pbybhe.  Ur cbyvgryl nfxrq gur onegraqre sbe n phc bs grn.  Gur 
cbzcbhf Oevg vadhverq nf gb jung xvaq bs grn gur Lnaxrr jnagrq.
   "Jung xvaq bs grnf qb lbh unir nfxrq gur Nzrevpna?"
   Gur onegraqre erfcbaqrq, "Jryy, jr unir lbhe Serapu grn juvpu vf 90%
nebzn naq 10% fhofgnapr; jr unir lbhe Trezna grn juvpu vf 90% fhofgnapr naq
10% nebzn; gura jr unir lbhe Oevgvfu grn juvpu vf cersreerq."
   Abg gb or bhgqbar, gur Nzrevpna fnvq, "Jryy, va gur fgngrf jr unir guerr
xvaqf bs grn, gbb.  Jr unir lbhe S-N-E-Grn juvpu vf 90% nebzn naq 10% fho-
fgnapr; jr unir lbhe F-U-V-Grn juvpu vf 90% fhofgnapr naq 10% nebzn; naq 
gura jr unir lbhe P-H-A-Grn juvpu vf cersreerq."