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From: ins_aaaw@jhunix.UUCP (Adlai A. Waksman)
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Subject: Heaven [from net.religion]
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Date: Mon, 10-Feb-86 01:35:09 EST
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> Sort of reminds one of the old (and right on the money) joke about heaven.
> An atheist dies and finds himself in heaven.  He remarks to the gate (or
> whatever) keeper "but I didn't believe in god", but he is told that he led
> a fruitful and good life, and thus would be rewarded with heaven. 
> He roams around and meets all sorts of people of all sorts of
> religious backgrounds, and then sees a giant wall beyond which he hears
> other voices.  He runs up to the wall and tries to peer over it, but he is
> stopped by the gate keeper, who tells him "You mustn't look over that wall.
> The Christians are on the other side, and they think they're the only ones
> up here."  I guess it wouldn't be "heaven" otherwise...

> 					Rich Rosen    ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr

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