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From: kendalla@orca.UUCP (Kendall Auel)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
Message-ID: <1991@orca.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Feb-86 19:06:46 EST
Article-I.D.: orca.1991
Posted: Tue Feb 11 19:06:46 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 13-Feb-86 19:45:58 EST
References: <923@whuxl.UUCP> <3200013@wvlpdp> <631@well.UUCP>
Reply-To: kendalla@orca.UUCP (Kendall Auel)
Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
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In article <631@well.UUCP> rab@well.UUCP (Bob Bickford) writes:
>In article <3200013@wvlpdp>, john@wvlpdp writes:
>>
>> 	If you had a house that faced East and an rooster laid an egg on
>> 	the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
>
>	Why, downward, of course.

	Roosters lay eggs?

Mandatory joke:

A family went to a nudist colony for the weekend. The son, who was beginning
to notice such things, asked his father why the size of the men's penises
were different. The father said, "Well, uh,... the guys with big ones are
very smart, and the guys with small ones are kind of dumb..."

A little while later, the father was looking for his wife. "Have you seen
your mother lately," he asked his son. "Yeah," replied the son, "she's
in the bushes with a real dumb guy ... but he was getting smarter all the
time!"