Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.PCS 1/10/84; site mtgzz.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!mtuxo!mtgzz!sts From: sts@mtgzz.UUCP (s.l.talaricoswier) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The Oldest Profession Message-ID: <1669@mtgzz.UUCP> Date: Wed, 12-Feb-86 14:00:51 EST Article-I.D.: mtgzz.1669 Posted: Wed Feb 12 14:00:51 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 14-Feb-86 01:24:48 EST Organization: AT&T Information Systems Labs, Holmdel NJ Lines: 8 Saw this on a bulletin board here at ATTIS: The oldest profession claimed the doctor, is Medicine, since God used Adam's rib to create Eve -- a surgical procedure. Not so, countered the engineer who pointed out that even earlier God used Engineering to create heaven and earth from utter chaos. "And who do you thing created all that chaos?" demanded the Data Processing manager.