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From: benn@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (T Cox)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Idiot Test Answers, v. II
Message-ID: <1625@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Feb-86 17:50:14 EST
Article-I.D.: sphinx.1625
Posted: Tue Feb 11 17:50:14 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 14-Feb-86 01:30:47 EST
References: <923@whuxl.UUCP> <3200013@wvlpdp> <631@well.UUCP>
Reply-To: benn@sphinx.UUCP (T Cox)
Organization: U of Chicago Computation Center
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   I don't normally go in for this, but . . .

In article <631@well.UUCP> rab@well.UUCP (Bob Bickford) writes:
>In article <3200013@wvlpdp>, john@wvlpdp writes:
>> 
>> 	If you had a house that faced East and an rooster laid an egg on
>> 	the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
>
>	Why, downward, of course.

   Well, look again.  You see, roosters are male.  They don't lay eggs.

>> 	What color is George Washington's white horse?
>
>	White.

   False.  This is an 'in' joke:  A horse with a white coat is NEVER
   registered as "white."  It is registered as "grey" ["gray"] or as
   "albino."  Never white.

>       Robert Bickford     (rab@well.uucp)
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>|  I doubt if these are even my own opinions.  |
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T Cox
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