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From: osman@roxie.DEC (Eric, Digital, Maynard,  617 493-6664)
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Subject: Knock, knock.  Who's there ?  Hee!  Hee who ?  Hee hah !
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Date: Wed, 12-Feb-86 11:13:45 EST
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>>>>>>In article <1714@jhunix.UUCP> ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP (Adric of Alzarius):
>>>>> Did you hear that Buckwheat became a Muslim.
>>>> He's now Kareem a' Wheat.
>>> Is this a no-frills BRANd joke?
>>These corny puns really go against my grain....
>The problem is that they'll all start coming in cereal fashion...
You people sure are milking this one for all it's worth.  /Eric Osman

>
>	If an airplane crashes EXACTLY on the border of two states,
>	where are the surviors buried?

	I keep seeing this portion quoted.  My question is,
	what the hell are "surviors" ??  Not in MY dictionary!