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From: jimmy@scgvaxd.UUCP (Jim Raisanen)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
Message-ID: <539@scgvaxd.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Feb-86 21:19:22 EST
Article-I.D.: scgvaxd.539
Posted: Tue Feb 11 21:19:22 1986
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References: <923@whuxl.UUCP> <3200013@wvlpdp> <631@well.UUCP>
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In article <631@well.UUCP> rab@well.UUCP writes:
>In article <3200013@wvlpdp>, john@wvlpdp writes:
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>> 	If you had a house that faced East and an rooster laid an egg on
>> 	the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
>
>	Why, downward, of course.

WHEN DID ROOSTERS START LAYING EGGS????????????????  --  JR

>
>
>> 	If an airplane crashes EXACTLY on the border of two states,
>> 	where are the surviors buried?
>
>	Nowhere.  Last time I checked, they didn't bury survivors.
>
> 
>> 	Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
>
>	I believe there is a trick to this one, but can't remember it.
>	"Grant, of course."
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> 
>> 	What color is George Washington's white horse?
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>	White.
>
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>> 	Which is heavier?  An ounce of feathers or an ounce of lead.
>> 	An ounce of lead or an ounce of gold.
>
>	They all weigh exactly one ounce.
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>       Robert Bickford     (rab@well.uucp)
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>|  I doubt if these are even my own opinions.  |
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