Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!decwrl!pyramid!ut-sally!topaz!katinsky From: katinsky@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (David Katinsky) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <4430@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU> Date: Thu, 13-Feb-86 20:34:54 EST Article-I.D.: topaz.4430 Posted: Thu Feb 13 20:34:54 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Feb-86 00:38:17 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J. Lines: 24 >>> > > > >What was the first math lesson? >>> > > > >God told Adam to multiply... >>> > > >If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>> > >How did you derive that line? >>> >Oh, it makes no differential... >>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? These lousy jokes keep adding up.....and I fear this may be the worst case!! David Katinsky "The meek shall inherit the Earth---but only if we let them." -- ARPA: {katinsky@{aim.rutgers.edu, blue.rutgers.edu, green.rutgers.edu, topaz.rutgers.edu}, dmk@euler.rutgers.edu} UUCP: ...{ihnp4,pyrnj}!topaz!katinsky SNAIL: 744 Hedy Ave., Cherry Hill, NJ 08002