Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!decwrl!amdcad!lll-crg!topaz!andromeda!diamond From: diamond@andromeda.UUCP (Robert Diamond) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <86@andromeda.UUCP> Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 11:35:09 EST Article-I.D.: andromed.86 Posted: Fri Feb 14 11:35:09 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Feb-86 01:59:12 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <589@ihlpl.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Rutgers University, Newark, N.J. Lines: 10 In article <589@ihlpl.UUCP>, imd@ihlpl.UUCP (Ira M. Dworkin ) writes: > >>> > > > What was the first math lesson? > >>> > > > God told Adam to multiply... > >>> > > If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > >>> > How did you derive that line? > >>> Oh, it makes no differential... > >>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. > >When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! > Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? Stop these jokes! They have no absolute value!