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From: werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner)
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Subject: Re: Re: traditional values
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Date: Wed, 29-Jan-86 21:50:06 EST
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> >>takes the bill, looks at it, holds it up to the light, finally says,
> >>"I'm sorry, ma'am, but I can't accept this bill.  It's counterfeit."
> >>"Oh my God!" says the girl, "I've been raped!"
> >>-- 
> >>				      Fr. John Woolley
> 
> Sexism or not, I just plain don't get this joke.  Would somebody please
> explain to me why this is supposed to be funny?
> --Lynn
	Perhaps, Lynn, this will put it into perspective:
	
	A man asked a beautiful woman at a bar, "Would you sleep with me if
I offered you a million dollars."
	With only a slight hesitation, the woman answered, "Of course."
	In that case, would you sleep with me for five dollars.
	"Certainly not!" answered the woman, "What do you think I am?"
	"We've already established that," replied the man, "we're just
haggling about price now."
-- 

				Craig Werner
				!philabs!aecom!werner
    "Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."