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From: markp@valid.UUCP (Mark P.)
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Subject: Humor and space shuttles (rot13, offensive to extremists)
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Date: Tue, 4-Feb-86 01:40:40 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb  4 01:40:40 1986
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Fgenatr ubj frevbhf qvfphffvba vf hfhnyyl shaavre guna gur wbxrf gurzfryirf.
Gur "V'ir orra encrq" erfcbafr pregnvayl enaxf hc nzbatfg gur pbhagyrff
zvaqyrff nggrzcgf bs enovq srzvavfgf gb pbaivapr fbpvrgl gung znaxvaq vf
abguvat n ivbyrag ybjre fcrpvrf gb jbznaxvaq.  Naq abj V gehyl fgnaq
pbashfrq.  Fbzrubj jr ner gb oryvrir gung gur fvzcyr onguebbz uhzbe bs
orvat qrfcrengr sbe gbvyrg-cncre be gur yvxr (10 $1 ovyyf creuncf?) vf
ubzbcubovn.  Uhznavgl gehyl vf qbbzrq jura jr ybfr bhe novyvgl gb ersyrpg
uhzbebhfyl ba nal rirag, ab znggre ubj tebgrfdhr, naq pregnvayl jura jr
ner fb nakvbhf gb fubj bss bhe mrnybg-yvxr cebsrffvat bs jrveq pnhfrf ng
gur fyvtugrfg aba-cebibpngvba.  Bu bu, V zhfg abj fgnaq ernql gb orne gur
npphfngvbaf, "Jrveq, uhu!!  Lbh xabj gung n ybg bs crbcyr pnyy ubzbfrkhnyf
jrveq!"  Furrfu.  :-)

Nf sbbq sbe gubhtug:

(bhgqngrq)  Unir lbh urneq gur yngrfg cyna gb pheo gur Rguvbcvna snzvar?

            Gurl'er tbvat gb ohvyq n Havba Pneovqr cynag gurer.

Ab, V'z abg n enpvfg, abe qb V pbaqbar fynhtugrevat gur cbbe.  Va snpg,
V trg fvpx gb zl fgbznpu whfg gur fnzr nf nalobql ryfr jura V frr cvpgherf
sebz Rguvbcvn.

(naq zber)  Arj choyvpngvba: "Fnivat zbarl ba ubzr vafhyngvba" ol
              Wbua Jnlar Tnpl.

            (zl snibevgr sebz guvf ybg jnf gur fbat "Whfg nabgure xvq
             va gur penjy" ol Puvpntb QW Fgrir Qnuy, gb gur ghar bs
             "Whfg nabgure oevpx va gur jnyy" ol Cvax Syblq.

Ab, V qba'g pbaqbar fynhtugrevat ubzbfrkhnyf rvgure, abe qb V ernyyl pner
nobhg jung nalbar qbrf jvgu gurve frk yvsr, fb ybat nf abobql trgf uheg
(gung qbrfa'g jnag gb, naljnl :-)).  Ohg ntnva, vg jnf n arjf fgbel fb
vaperqvoyl fvpxravat gung lbh unq gb qb fbzrguvat gb gnxr gur rqtr bss.

(arj)       Ubj znal fuhggyr nfgebanhgf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtug
            ohyo?

            Gurl qba'g hfr yvtug ohyof- gurl anghenyyl pbzohfg.

Nf fgngrq ryfrjurer, V jbhyq tb ba gur fuhggyr va n zbzrag, rira gubhtu vg
jbhyq cebonoyl fpner gur yvivat f**g bhg bs zr ng svefg.  V sryg gur fnzr
gjvfgrq jerapuvat va zl thg gung rirelbar ryfr sryg jura gurl svefg urneq,
ohg V fgvyy svaq vg uneq gb oryvrir gung abbar (gung V unir frra) unf unq
gur [areir] gb cbfg na nggrzcg ng pbagebyyvat gur enzcnag zbeovq zbbq gung
frrzf gb or cbffrffvat rirelobql.  V'z fbeel gung gur bayl wbxr V pbhyq
pbzr hc jvgu bss unaq jnfa'g cnegvphyneyl nznmvat.

Synzr ba, V'z jrnevat urng-erfvfgnag gvyrf.  (uzz, V fubhyq xrrc tbvat)

Znex Cncnznepbf @ Inyvq Ybtvp
..{ucynof,clenzvq}!crfagn!inyvq!znexc

(trarevp qvfpynvzre)

C.F. Gunaxf Se. Jbbyyrl sbe ernssvezvat zl snvgu gung crefbanyvgvrf arrq
     abg or pnfg nfvqr va gur snpr bs Tbq.  Naq V'z abg rira eryvtvbhf.