Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!gatech!ut-sally!seismo!riacs!julian From: julian@riacs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.philosophy Subject: Re: Re: traditional values Message-ID: <171@riacs.ARPA> Date: Mon, 3-Feb-86 17:38:42 EST Article-I.D.: riacs.171 Posted: Mon Feb 3 17:38:42 1986 Date-Received: Thu, 6-Feb-86 20:40:31 EST References: <263@galbp.UUCP> <418@cisden.UUCP> <1124@oddjob.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: RIACS, Moffett Field, CA Lines: 28 Xref: watmath net.jokes.d:1400 net.philosophy:4078 > > In article <2225@aecom.UUCP> werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner) writes: > > > A man asked a beautiful woman at a bar, "Would you sleep with me if > > >I offered you a million dollars." > > > With only a slight hesitation, the woman answered, "Of course." > > > In that case, would you sleep with me for five dollars. > > > "Certainly not!" answered the woman, "What do you think I am?" > > > "We've already established that," replied the man, "we're just > > >haggling about price now." > > > > I've heard that the above joke is from a true conversation > > of Bertrand Russell. Can anyone confirm? And while we're > > at it, there's the story of BR and a beautiful actress > > discussing what their children would be like. References? > > Wrong. It was George Bernard Shaw. > -- > jcpatilla > > "Not faint canaries but ambrosia.." > (name the original source) And I've seen it attributed to Winston Churchill. -- "If Chaos himself sat umpire, what better could he do?" Julian "a tribble took it" Gomez (ARPA: julian@riacs) 415-694-6141 415-694-6363 (UUCP: decvax!decwrl!julian@riacs) RIACS - Research Institute for Advanced Computer Science