Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site reed.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!petrus!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!reed!lauran From: lauran@reed.UUCP (Laura Nepveu) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.women Subject: Re: Offensive humor Message-ID: <2451@reed.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 05:10:01 EST Article-I.D.: reed.2451 Posted: Wed Feb 5 05:10:01 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 7-Feb-86 20:39:31 EST References: <428@mmm.UUCP> <9096@amdcad.UUCP> Reply-To: lauran@reed.UUCP (Laura Nepveu) Distribution: net Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 28 Xref: watmath net.jokes.d:1411 net.women:8740 In article <9096@amdcad.UUCP> phil@amdcad.UUCP (Phil Ngai) writes: >In article <428@mmm.UUCP> mrgofor@mmm.UUCP (Michael Ross) writes: >> The question: Are ALL jokes offensive in SOME way to SOMEone? >>Can anyone supply a joke that is completely inoffensive to anybody >>(yet still funny to someone)? > >Yes, there are plenty of jokes which are inoffensive. Here's three >(possibly old ones) > >1) A woman dreamt she was talking to God when He sneezed. >She didn't know what to say to that. (I didn't get it until >I thought of the usual response to a sneeze: God bless you?) This may belong in net.religion, but I find this joke offensive on the basis that God is refered to as He. (I'd rather not get into a lengthy discussion on the gender of God that will fail to sway anyone's opinion either way. :-) Besides that would belong in net.religion). ^^^^^ But here's one Chris told me: Why does the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom. Laura