Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site imagen.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!sun!saber!imagen!jay From: jay@imagen.UUCP (Jay Jaeckel) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: Re: Joke (offensive to DoD Contractors) Message-ID: <250@imagen.UUCP> Date: Sat, 8-Feb-86 22:46:43 EST Article-I.D.: imagen.250 Posted: Sat Feb 8 22:46:43 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 11-Feb-86 05:23:17 EST References: <133@hhb.UUCP> Organization: Imagen Corp., Santa Clara, CA Lines: 23 > . . . He opens the bidding > with the president of Westinghouse who bids $30 trillion. > . . . > > Finally, the Secretary asks for the General Dynamics bid which > is $90 trillion. When asked to justify the bid, the president of General > Dynamics takes the Secretary aside, "You see, it's $30 trillion for me, > $30 trillion for you, and $30 trillion to subcontract the work to > Westinghouse." > . . . > Bob C. B-Field Clearly, the president of General Dynamics is a MATHEMATICIAN. (Reference: "How many Mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb" joke;see Canonical LBJ list.) -- J.J. ...{decwrl,ucbvax}!imagen!jay Disclaimer: Anyone else who wants to claim any opinions stated above as his/her own is more than welcome.