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Subject: Re: Re: IDIOT TEST ***SPOILER***  S
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/* Written  1:47 pm  Feb  4, 1986 by julian@riacs.ARPA in uiucdcs:net.jokes.d */

> Of course it wouldn't be "legal". In order for it to be, both parties
> must give their consent (willingly, under US law and most other parts
> of the world).  Show me a dead person who can give their consent and
> I'll buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

Isn't that what wills are for?  Have I got a deal for you - two spans
for the price of one!