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From: mcewan@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: Offensive jokes
Message-ID: <22300036@uiucdcs>
Date: Mon, 10-Feb-86 16:12:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 10 16:12:00 1986
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Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!mcewan    Feb 10 15:12:00 1986


All the humor on this network is very offensive to me. I don't see how you
can laugh at anything with all the pain and misery in the world. Sensitive
people like me are concerned with the suffering of every person in the world,
and if you make a joke about anything then you are disgusting heartless scum
and I hope that you are dismembered by an axe murderer and die a horrible,
painful, lingering death. Anyone who is not a soulless inhuman monster knows
that there is nothing funny about anything, and if you had a shred of
descency you would always keep in mind how awful life is, contemplate suicide,
and never tell another joke. I'd like to see all people who tell jokes torn
apart by sharks - that would give me something to laugh about.

			Scott McEwan
			{ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!mcewan

I'll bet you expect something humorous down here, you revolting slime.