Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site teklds.UUCP Path: utzoo!lsuc!pesnta!pyramid!hplabs!tektronix!teklds!davidl From: davidl@teklds.UUCP (David Levine) Newsgroups: net.music,net.movies Subject: Re: Spontaneous Combustion Message-ID: <1570@teklds.UUCP> Date: Tue, 28-Jan-86 14:18:15 EST Article-I.D.: teklds.1570 Posted: Tue Jan 28 14:18:15 1986 Date-Received: Thu, 30-Jan-86 06:54:58 EST References: <86@ucdavis.UUCP> Reply-To: davidl@teklds.UUCP (David Levine) Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 21 Xref: lsuc net.music:1147 net.movies:3165 >> >While doing Saturday Night Live, Eddie Murphy once caught fire while >> >doing a skit with W. F. Buckley. >> >> The chemicals used to straighten and maintain Micheal Jackson's hair are >> probably flammable. I don't know how it happened to Eddie Murphy. > >2)What planet did these aliens come from, and most importantly-- > #3) Why is this in net.movies..... The answer to these two questions is the same. Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy are both Black Lectroids from Planet 10, as seen in the film "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension". Like the Invaders of old, captured Lectroids have a tendency to self-immolate to prevent their disguises from being penetrated after death. Apparently, the conditioning required to rid these talented aliens of their Rastafarian accents left them suceptible to accidental combustion. - David D. Levine, Blue Blaze Irregular (no kidding!) (...{decvax,ihnp4,hplabs}!tektronix!teklds!davidl) [UUCP] (davidl%teklds%tektronix@csnet-relay.arpa) [ARPA]