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From: ins_amwf@jhunix.UUCP (Michael W Fletcher)
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Subject: Re: Emily Litella meets Mr. Mister
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Date: Sun, 26-Jan-86 19:54:47 EST
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	>> The song Kyrie Eleison (it's Latin, folks) by Mr. Mr. contains
>> a phrase that goes "Carry a laser down the road..."

>I think this is better done as an Emily Litella sketch.  Remember to
>render the Emily role in a high, frail voice, with a hesitant rhythm,
>warming up as you go to an emotional tyrade just before being
>interrupted, starting out about like

>	    What's(beat)all(beat)this(beat)I(beat)hear(beat)(beat)about...

>and ending up like

 >   Idon'tcareifit*could*(beat)beused...

>With that in mind, let's join our newscast, already in progress:

>    Jane:   And now, with a viewer comment, Miss Emily Litella.
>    Emily:  What's all this I hear about Mr. Mister telling teenagers to
>            cary ray-guns?  I think it's disgraceful!  Doesn't he know
>            that lasers are dangerous?  I bet it's some sneaky way
>            around some firearms law, and I'm not going to stand for it!
>            "Cary a laser in the darkness of the night" indeed!
>            I don't care if it *could* be used as a flashlight in the
>            dark, it still...
>    Jane:   Emily...
>    Emily:  seems to me...
>    Jane:   Emily!
>    Emily:  What?  What?
>    Jane:   That's "Kyrie Eleison."  Not "Cary a Laser".  "Kyrie
>            Eleison".  It's Latin.  It means "Lord have mercy".
>    Emily:  Oh... That's different.
	     
             I true Emily Litella style this should have been :
     Emily:  Oh! That's all right then, nerermind

And then a slight pause while the camera turns back to Jane afterwhich is
	heard just off camera
            
             Bitch.
 |-)      
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       Michael Fletcher ins_amwf@jhunix
       Johns Hopkins Univ.
           ^  note the 's' (shizophrenic)    

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