Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!think!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!osiris!jcp From: jcp@osiris.UUCP (Jody Patilla) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.philosophy Subject: Re: Re: traditional values Message-ID: <666@osiris.UUCP> Date: Sun, 2-Feb-86 16:05:40 EST Article-I.D.: osiris.666 Posted: Sun Feb 2 16:05:40 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 5-Feb-86 01:22:10 EST References: <263@galbp.UUCP> <418@cisden.UUCP> <1124@oddjob.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Johns Hopkins Hospital Lines: 20 Xref: watmath net.jokes.d:1387 net.philosophy:4064 > In article <2225@aecom.UUCP> werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner) writes: > > A man asked a beautiful woman at a bar, "Would you sleep with me if > >I offered you a million dollars." > > With only a slight hesitation, the woman answered, "Of course." > > In that case, would you sleep with me for five dollars. > > "Certainly not!" answered the woman, "What do you think I am?" > > "We've already established that," replied the man, "we're just > >haggling about price now." > > I've heard that the above joke is from a true conversation > of Bertrand Russell. Can anyone confirm? And while we're > at it, there's the story of BR and a beautiful actress > discussing what their children would be like. References? Wrong. It was George Bernard Shaw. -- jcpatilla "Not faint canaries but ambrosia.." (name the original source)