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From: booter@lll-crg.ARpA (Elaine Richards)
Newsgroups: net.singles,net.social
Subject: The Next Installment of the Epic...
Message-ID: <1219@lll-crg.ARpA>
Date: Wed, 29-Jan-86 03:07:08 EST
Article-I.D.: lll-crg.1219
Posted: Wed Jan 29 03:07:08 1986
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Organization: Cadillac Ranch, Oakland
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Keywords: net.romance
Xref: watmath net.singles:10075 net.social:977




***If you don't like even vaguely 'naughty' stuff, hit 'n'****















Well, little buckaroos, we have covered net.meetings, net.dating, net.dinner
and net.dessert. Now it is late in the electronic evening and it is time
to make your net.decision. Net.nookie ? or net.night-night?

For some of the more cautious (married) types, a simple electronic handshake
will do....
	      (  _______(_)   (_)_______ )
	      (  _______(_)    (_)______ )
	      (  _______(_)    (_)______ )
	      (________(_)    (_)______ )


Others will be bolder and dare a kiss <>

Or maybe a *HUG*   

Some may get adventurous and *touch* * things like breasts }} or hineys ))






At some point, the net.lovers will head for

the net.bed     o       o
		|#######|
	       /[ ] [ ]/|
              /       / |
            o/      o/ /
	    |#######| /
	    |~~~~~~~|


Where something like this will happen

   <>  <>  } <> {  <{  ))  ('hmmm') {{ <> <> <> <-> :-) (-: 
   ~~~~ }} (( })}) ('OH') *** (hers) !!! (his) (-: * <> !
   <> ('hmm') <> }} (( <>       <>    ......zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
   unless you smoke afterwards ===*

You of course hope not to be interrupted by the net.kids



	@@@@@		 *****
       | - - |		* @ @ *  
      (   ^  )        **(  u  )**
       \  o /            \ O /
	----              ~~~~

		
or the net.pets     /\_/\
		   { o o }
		   == v ==    ( PRRRUT? WOW?) *
		   |     |=
		   |=| |=|===
		   (() (|) (___/////////?




Of course, the next morning you will have to deal with the fact that
you forgot your net.toothbrush...            \||||||/
			(============================)

and your net.comb  ||||||||||
                   [________]

And you will look like a trailer park habitue.
			&&&&&&=====&&&&&
			****        *****          ---------------
		  &&&&&***   -> <-   **&&&&&&     < IS IT MORNING |
		    ******    --     *********     |YET OR ARE WE |
			  \  /--\   /              |ON GMT?       |
			   \ ( )   /	           ---------------
			    -------

Of course, the nice thing about net.sex is that you cannot get net.herpes
or net.pregnant. For the paranoid, I was going to offer net.condoms,
but that got utterly out of hand. There are of course, net. condos.

_________________________________________________________________________
|========================================================================|
|   /\   /\  ||   /\   /\  ||   /\   /\   ||   /\   /\   ||   /\   /\   ||
|   []   []  ||   []   []  ||   []   []   ||   []   []   ||   []   []   ||
|   []   ==  ||   []   ==  ||   []   ==   ||   []   ==   ||   []   ==   ||
____==____________==____________==_____________==_____________==_________
/   ||      \ /  //       \ /  //        \ /   \\        \ /  ||       \
~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But that is beside the point.

Next Installment...the net.popthequestion
(Looks like a Pascal function call)

E
*****

	"Behold the fool saith, 'Put not all thine eggs in the one
	basket' - which is a manner of saying,'Scatter your money
	and your attention;' but the wise man saith,'Put all your
	eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET.'"
				-Pudd'nhead Wilson-
				-S.L. Clemens-