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From: yoda@ittatc.ATC.ITT.UUCP (Todd C. Williams [Jedi Knight])
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: two more good TITLES for programmers
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Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 22:16:55 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb  5 22:16:55 1986
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Somebody ( I forget who ) was looking for titles.  These aren't exactly
programmer euphemisms, but I hope you like them anyway...


(1)	I have an old business card of Peter Langston's (now at BellCore?):

			Peter S. Langston
			Director of Games Development
			Lucasfilm, Ltd.

Yeah, that's a title I could live with...



(2)	A former co-worker of mine sent his cards out to the printer as:

			Manny A. Marino
			ittatc!dcdvaxb!mam

			ITT Defense Communications Division

The printer REFUSED to print them.  He told Manny: "What the hell is that?
I can't print that!  What are they, obscenities or something?"


							-Todd
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