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From: ekblaw@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU
Newsgroups: net.sport.football
Subject: Re: Do Patriots Have A Chance?
Message-ID: <13000106@uiucdcs>
Date: Wed, 29-Jan-86 20:19:00 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 29 20:19:00 1986
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Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!ekblaw    Jan 29 19:19:00 1986


/* Written  9:08 am  Jan 16, 1986 by rfradenb@bbnccv.UUCP in uiucdcs:net.sport.football */
>Does any New England Patriots fan out there seriously think there is a chance
>the Pats will win the Super Bowl?

THIS one does!!

>{Anyone doing a dissertation on abnormal psych, please feel free to make use
>of the replies.}

OH YEAH?? (maniacal laughter)  Tony Eason's gonna complete 16 of 17... for
58 yards... and FOUR touchdowns!!  Craig James is gonna rush for 119 yards,
Tony Collins for 88 more!!  ...(Excuse me, there's someone at the door)...
Hawg Hannah and Co. are gonna put a "Dent" in Chicago's line!!  ...(Hi,
what do you guys want?)...  Singletary's gonna feel SOLITARY when he finds
he's the only Bear defender between the goal line and a fast-moving wall
of red jerseys!!  ...(What's with the outfits?  You guys selling ice
cream?)...  Jim McMahon had better wear a headband that says "BUFFERIN", 
'cause Andre Tippet and Don Blackmon are gonna play a duet on him!!  ...(No, 
I don't want to try it on.  Look at the sleeves; they're way too long!)...  
'Ole "Sweetness" is gonna find it's not too sweet being stuffed by even older
Julie Adams (the perfect retirement gift - a Superbowl ring!)!!  ...(Hey,
what is this?  Get your hands off me!  Leave me alone!)...  Willie Gault can
leave his jersey in the locker room, 'cause he's gonna have Ray Clayborn to
wear!!  ...(I don't want to take a ride, and I'm not sleepy!)...  Steve
Nelson, bad shoulder and all, is gonna be a one-armed bandit out there!!
...(I don't care how nice your friends are!  I don't want to see them!)...
Fred Marion will avenge his Pro Bowl snub with 3 interceptions!!  Patriots
by 7!!  ...(I want my lawyer!  No, wait!  I want my MTV!  No, wait!  
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!)...

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Interesting how this one never turned out as planned.