Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site tymix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!sun!idi!oliveb!tymix!whitehur From: whitehur@tymix.UUCP (Pamela K. Whitehurst) Newsgroups: net.women,net.jokes.d Subject: Re: traditional values - offensive to Extremists of any sort Message-ID: <636@tymix.UUCP> Date: Thu, 30-Jan-86 13:00:50 EST Article-I.D.: tymix.636 Posted: Thu Jan 30 13:00:50 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 1-Feb-86 05:58:40 EST References: <793@decwrl.DEC.COM> Reply-To: whitehur@tymix.UUCP (Pamela K. Whitehurst) Organization: Tymnet Inc., Cupertino CA Lines: 31 Xref: watmath net.women:8597 net.jokes.d:1356 In article <793@decwrl.DEC.COM> dyer@dec-vaxuum.UUCP writes: > Woolley defended his joke by claiming that the humor lies >in the realization that the woman is a prostitute. I doubt it. >Consider the following joke: > > IRS Auditor: I'm sorry, but you can't deduct your > bed as a business expense. > Woman: You can when you're in my line of work. > >Even though we can gather from this joke that the woman is a >prostitute, it's not funny. I think Jym's joke is just as funny as the comics that portray people claiming pets as dependents. It raises the question - can the IRS deny business expenses in areas where prostitution is legal? IRS Auditor: I'm sorry, but you can't deduct your bed as a business expense. Woman (or Man): You can in this city. -- +-------------------------------------------------------+ | General Disclaimer: The above opinions are my own and | | do not necessarily reflect the opinions | | of McDonnell Douglas Corporation. | +-------------------------------------------------------+ PKW hplabs!oliveb!tymix!whitehur