Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ccivax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!vax135!cornell!bullwinkle!rochester!ritcv!ccivax!rb From: rb@ccivax.UUCP (rex ballard) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.women Subject: Re: Offensive humor Message-ID: <380@ccivax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Feb-86 18:52:02 EST Article-I.D.: ccivax.380 Posted: Fri Feb 7 18:52:02 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 11-Feb-86 04:26:11 EST References: <428@mmm.UUCP> <9096@amdcad.UUCP> Reply-To: rb@ccivax.UUCP (What's in a name ?) Distribution: net Organization: CCI Telephony Systems Group, Rochester NY Lines: 41 Xref: watmath net.jokes.d:1448 net.women:8838 In article <9096@amdcad.UUCP> phil@amdcad.UUCP (Phil Ngai) writes: >In article <428@mmm.UUCP> mrgofor@mmm.UUCP (Michael Ross) writes: >> The question: Are ALL jokes offensive in SOME way to SOMEone? >>Can anyone supply a joke that is completely inoffensive to anybody >>(yet still funny to someone)? >Yes, there are plenty of jokes which are inoffensive. Here's three >1) A woman dreamt she was talking to God when He sneezed.... Could offend some religious sects. >2) Two crazy people are talking to each other.... Offensive to 'crazy people', anyone treated for mental illness. >3) It's been discovered that you can get a disease from kissing birds... Offensive to bird lovers, also to for/against beastiality. Comedians know what's funny and why. In essence, humor is the art of giving the audience a 'third person' view of someone elses misfortune. To be funny, the subject must be someone the audience does not identify with at that moment. An audience will very rarely 'laugh at itself'. They will laugh at things they did ten minutes ago, but rarely something they are doing now. There is one joke that is funny, frequently works, and breaks these basic rules. Without warning, tell someone not to laugh. They will eventually start laughing because they don't understand why they shouldn't. The joke immediately becomes offensive to the victim however because, they don't know why they are laughing (you are making fun of their lack of self control). Tickling someone has the same effect. In effect, the humorist is attempting to tickle you psychologically. If you actually thought about what you were laughing at, you would not laugh. I used to be a commedian, but gave it up because it was so offensive. Especially off stage.