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From: ellen@reed.UUCP (Ellen Eades)
Newsgroups: net.college
Subject: College Football, by H. L. Mencken
Message-ID: <2637@reed.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 1-Mar-86 01:03:34 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar  1 01:03:34 1986
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Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
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I just found this in my fortune when I logged on this morning:

College football is a game which would be much more interesting
if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting
if the trustees played.  There would be a great increase in broken
arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution
in the loss to humanity.

-- H. L. Mencken

Ellen Eades
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