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From: hammen@puff.UUCP (Zaphod Beeblebrox)
Newsgroups: net.college
Subject: Re: Brother Jed
Message-ID: <660@puff.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 2-Mar-86 21:51:01 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar  2 21:51:01 1986
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In article <1424@osu-eddie.UUCP>, mdf@osu-eddie.UUCP (Mark D. Freeman) writes:
> Summary:
> 
> >     The current evangelical type being obnoxious at Purdue (and IU) is
> >     Brother MAX
> >
> >     This Brother Max character is pretty strange...he keeps spouting things
> >like "women belong in the home..."; "fornicating college students..."; etc.,
> >etc. ad nauseam.
> 
> Max has been a regular at Ohio State for the past 6 years.  When he shows up,
> a woman named Cindy usually appears also.  She has the nickname 'disco queen',
> apparently due to her penchant for dancing the nights away before she saw the
> light and realised that God doesn't want anyone to have any fun.
> 
> Her favorite line seems to be "cigarette-sucking sinner!".
> 
This is odd.  Sister Cindy used to hang around here with Brother Jed--
and claimed to be his wife!  Seems that she was a "disco queen" at some
college in Florida.  One night, she met Brother Jed and he took her out to
dinner.  Her whole objective was to get him to (*gasp*) KISS her, but he
wouldn't.  So she married him, and claims that he didn't kiss her until
their wedding night (although she never actually said WHERE).  This is what
she said once.  Believe it if you wish.....

Robert J. Hammen		{seimso,ihnp4,allegra}!uwvax!puff!hammen
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